“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves
CLASSIFIED: TOP SECRET GOVERNMENT OPERATION - CODE NAME “OPERATION WILL.I.AM SMITH”
Goal of operation: get Will Smith to leave his wife and start dating Will.i.am so that their couple name will be “Will.i.am Smith”
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do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
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my heart is full of hate and swag
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
